how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
It was my first time buying condoms at the liquor store... I was nervous and there were quite a few people, so I tried to do it as quickly and quietly as possible. When I got to the Indian cashier, he took one look at them and said loudly, "Ohhh you gonna get it on tonight, ah?!"
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
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