i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
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