woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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