broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
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I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
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..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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