dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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