sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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