Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
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she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
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He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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