i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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