Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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