he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Randomize
