hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
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