So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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