discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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