remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
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whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
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Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
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