I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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