thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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