i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
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she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
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DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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