I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
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You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
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22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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