I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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