you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
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She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
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Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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