Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
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Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
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They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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