I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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