If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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