I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
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failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
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Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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