I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
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I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
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This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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