You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
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