Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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