Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
It's official drugs can't kill me
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
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