That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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