Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
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Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
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Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
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