Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I hope mine doesn't look like that
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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