When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
3pm strippers are depressing
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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