She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
She took me to ER. She says thought it was a squirtgun filled with vodka and she was 'marking me for later.' Thank god it's a flesh wound, and we're cool and going to date.
gtg, the cops are here
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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