That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
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