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Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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