I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Randomize
