Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
I knew I had to get an abortion when his toddler sister came up to hug my leg and I kicked her off saying, "Get off, fucker."
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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