I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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