Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
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