More tranny stories later!
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
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