News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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