you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
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