hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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