do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
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I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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