Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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