Dual....:-)
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
Randomize
