Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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