So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!
I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????
Honestly.
Don't say a word.
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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