just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
Randomize
