at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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