4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
it glows. i had to have it.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
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