How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Even my vagina gasped.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
He was too drunk, and my mother and I ended up babysitting him. He told her I have amazing mouth skills, and that I love the "chorizo" he feeds me. All she said was "And on the list of 30 things you never want to hear about your daughter..." while gripping the steering wheel.Please just fucking kill me now.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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