dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
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We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
bring money and cleavage
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
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He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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