my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
I lost the right to judge tonight
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
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