I'm lost and stupid without you.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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