You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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