redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
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